devilishschemes:

 

white people comebacks

  • you’re irrelevant
  • who are you
  • you love notes and attention
  • you’re eyebrows are ugly
  • *exposes small secret that nobody cares about*

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it