babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

stuckwithpins:

A baby penguin for my friend Nicole’s birthday.
not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

kylafrank:

Crows speak in murder, don’t you know?